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Here's an idea guaranteed to spice up any event. Two-time Grammy award winner Dennis Scott will write and perform a customized song parody to "roast" your guest of honor. Here's how it works. Dennis researches the lives of his subjects. Once he finds lots of interesting facts and funny details , he weaves them into the lyric of a well know song. The results can be hilarious and/or touching. Song Parodies are a unique and fun way to "break the ice" and help commemorate very special occasions such as...
SamplesJACLYN & DANIEL(sung to the tune of “Ob La Di, Ob La Da”) Dan and Jaclyn met in elementary school Years together riding the same bus High School brought them closer so it’s no surprise That they would someday become matrimonious! Ob la di, ob la da. Life goes on - yeah! La la how their life goes on Ob la di, ob la da. Life goes on - yeah! La la how their life goes on Daniel is a chemist and a preacher’s son Jaclyn’s pet name for him is “Big Dork” Jaclyn is the “pasta queen” and you get bet that no meat products ever get on to her fork! Chorus Jaclyn always sang loud - you can ask her Mom & Dad Daniel doesn’t talk much, but that sound you hear - Is him blowing up his lab! Daniel spends a lot of time at Tae Kwon Do Sometimes he’ll come home all black and blue. No sooner Jaclyn graduates Miami U she has a wedding now Jeff’s paying for that, too! Chorus Jaclyn’s gonna break out and she’ll top the music scene Daniel’s gotta decide who he’s rooting for- Miami or Titan’s team “Happy ever afters” what we wish for you Everybody’s here to lend a hand Daniel will be working hard at Vanderbilt And in the evening Jaclyn’s singing with the band! Chorus Happy wedding day. And Ob la di, bla da! ***************** THE GRADUATES ARE CHAMPS (sung to the tune of “Lady is a Tramp) They went to classes and studied all day They partied hearty. They know how to play They said, “why let college get in the way?” That’s why these graduates are champs! Megan is driven. She’s keeps on her toes. She always worrying ‘bout what, heaven knows Some say she’s a “Preppy” - just look at those clothes. That’s why that graduate’s a champ. They take vacations in tropical towns Did a semester on foreign grounds But it’s the same story- no good men to be found That’s why these graduates are champs. They like that Pi Phi And Kappas are cool But Theta’s rule Phi Si - Those guys! Frat party goers who wear something scant That’s why these graduates are champs. Lauren’s a talker. She’ll chat all day long. She’s got opinions. Some say she’s headstrong And since they’ve known her she’s never been wrong That’s why that graduate’s a champ Diana helps get the world back on it’s feet She knows everybody on campus you meet She so excited her new boyfriend is Greek 15 Diet Cokes a day can make Kate a wreck Always in workout clothes but she never sweats She knows even more than Alex Tribeck That’s why that graduate’s a champ Audrey is laid back, but she’ll take a swig. Looks good in a wig. Knows Math. No laugh! She’s got a job lined up. Who says that she can’t? That’s why that graduate’s a champ! |
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